Check If you qualify to IIS Plugin

[kkfin]

Short time ago I got email from Alpha (Subscriber Update ) with a link to check Alpha Anywhere IIS plugin and if I qualify to get free IIS plugin. Qualify to get IIS plugin. Is this a joke? Do a really have to qualify. The link was in email Subscriber Update so I suppose they know I am a subscriber. I wonder what else is there to qualify to get IIS plugin. Maybe age, gender or nationality. Who knows?

[frankbicknell]

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It must have something to do with a full head of hair.. Cause I don't have any and I didn't 'qualify'

[kkfin]

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Mobile hair.

[Peter.Greulich]

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Well at least you got a subscriber update. They don't even know that I'm a subscriber!

[kkfin]

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They also think that my subscription ends soon according to their marketing emails. Well, subscription is valid still 7 months. They should invest to Salesforce and forgot homemade databases.

[Tom Cone Jr]

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"The cobbler's children have no shoes..."

[gary reid]

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I have noticed Alpha becoming less personal also. I've been with alpha since a4v2. Does the "Cobbler" know who is children are?

[gary reid]

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Also, why do we have an advert "START YOUR ALPHA ANYWHERE FREE TRIAL" in this message forum .....? ( We are talking about the same cobbler i suppose )

[Davidk]

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I'm sure a call or email to Alpha would clear things up. If there's something in beta you usually only need ask and it's yours to try.

You guys are so testy today... c'mon... it's Friday. Yikes.

[kkfin]

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So just make a call to Alphasoftware and qualify yourself.

Because subscription is not enough to get IIS plugin I suppose they have predefined questions made. Something like this:

Hello Ken. you have valid subscription but that does not qualify you.
We have few questions to ask from you to be sure you qualify.
Are you ready?

Q: Ken, first, what foods do you eat with your fingers?
A: Hmm sometimes .....

Q: Okey Ken then do you sing in the shower?
A: Well I must....

Q: Ken be now honest, how old you were when you first did notice you have an Alphasoftware product and did you tell this to your parents and friends?
A: Ups let me....

Q: Ken, do you take selfies in the cemetery?
A: Ou...

Q: And Ken last question. This is directly from top level. Do you have a dog?
......

[Davidk]

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Well...? Do you take selfies in the cemetary? Too funny.

[iRadiate]

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This all makes perfect sense really, seriously how can you possibly qualify if you don't have a dog, sheesh

[browserfiles]

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Or simply sing in the shower but don't actually take a bath qualify?

[frankbicknell]

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Or simply sing in the shower but don't actually take a bath qualify?

OK this thread is out of control.. this is a family friendly forum.. I mean what kind of mind could even think of such a thing?

[CharlesParker]

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I was kinda wondering the same thing myself - I pay every month for a subscription. It's an automatic draft right out of my account and I am happy to pay it but the other day when I cranked up Alpha I got a message saying my subscription is running out...
SO to say
"The cobbler's children have no shoes..."

is pretty accurate but like Kates put it - ah, its just a phone call don't worry - I agree. I see so many good things coming out of Alphas dev team right now - I can over look the other stuff. When it comes right down to it - they got a great product and I am willing to pay for it. Send me an invoice, I'm gonna make Mexico pay for it anyway, lol.