Just to pass along a word about v5 from a beta tester..
We have been running v5 in a full production high transaction order entry shop since its inception. Part of my job as a beta tester is to try to break things. I'm good a breaking things. Used to break things any time I could get my hands on them. Really good at breaking things made of glass. Unfortunately, every time I can break v5 Selwyn, Cian, and the other wizards at Alpha fix them. It makes me feel like I'm not doing my job. Maybe I should stop letting them know...
Anyways...
v5 is looking pretty sweet. I haven't had time to play with anything near all the new features. Unfortunatlety v5 just sits their and laughs in our faces when we try to break it. My staff is beginning to have some serious moral problems. I'm paying a bonus if they can break v5 and they aren't making any money.
I'd love to say that I can break v5 but I can't. Does this mean that my over 20 years of hardware and software beta testing has resulted in a failure, of that the wizards at A5 are just that damn good? It's too early to tell, but I bet I can still find SOMETHING that I can break. If not I'll have to shoot myself (or one of my programmers).
Maybe, if I can find some little used function or command and can stick it in the some very complex code, I might get lucky and break it. Unfortunately, at this point, the only complaints we have are the colors in the code editor. Obviously I must whip my staff and offer incentives/bonuses to break the damn thing. Maybe I should hire some new graduate. I don't know. I'm running out of things to break and am feeling worthless. Maybe it's time to start firing programmers.
Come on , Selwyn, give us something to break. We're getting bored writing code that works all the time. Hey, Cian, can we bribe you with cookies to put a bug in v5? Maybe some nice home made white chocalate macadamia nut cookies? Name yr price.
We can't keep giving the boss everything he wants within a few hours. It makes us look bad. If we want to keep our reputation as miracle workers we have to have a crappy product so we can complain about how it slows our development. I have an idea. Maybe for the next few beta builds you can pretend you're Microsoft and put in a few errors? Please? (Think cookie bribes...)
About the only way I can get v5 to crash is to try to coordinate a power failure with the buildiung manager. This is unacceptable. It takes too much work.
Please, as a consideration to your beta testers, put a bug or two in v5 on your next beta release. It's getting borng testing a beta that't stable enough to be a marketable product.
We have been running v5 in a full production high transaction order entry shop since its inception. Part of my job as a beta tester is to try to break things. I'm good a breaking things. Used to break things any time I could get my hands on them. Really good at breaking things made of glass. Unfortunately, every time I can break v5 Selwyn, Cian, and the other wizards at Alpha fix them. It makes me feel like I'm not doing my job. Maybe I should stop letting them know...
Anyways...
v5 is looking pretty sweet. I haven't had time to play with anything near all the new features. Unfortunatlety v5 just sits their and laughs in our faces when we try to break it. My staff is beginning to have some serious moral problems. I'm paying a bonus if they can break v5 and they aren't making any money.
I'd love to say that I can break v5 but I can't. Does this mean that my over 20 years of hardware and software beta testing has resulted in a failure, of that the wizards at A5 are just that damn good? It's too early to tell, but I bet I can still find SOMETHING that I can break. If not I'll have to shoot myself (or one of my programmers).
Maybe, if I can find some little used function or command and can stick it in the some very complex code, I might get lucky and break it. Unfortunately, at this point, the only complaints we have are the colors in the code editor. Obviously I must whip my staff and offer incentives/bonuses to break the damn thing. Maybe I should hire some new graduate. I don't know. I'm running out of things to break and am feeling worthless. Maybe it's time to start firing programmers.
Come on , Selwyn, give us something to break. We're getting bored writing code that works all the time. Hey, Cian, can we bribe you with cookies to put a bug in v5? Maybe some nice home made white chocalate macadamia nut cookies? Name yr price.
We can't keep giving the boss everything he wants within a few hours. It makes us look bad. If we want to keep our reputation as miracle workers we have to have a crappy product so we can complain about how it slows our development. I have an idea. Maybe for the next few beta builds you can pretend you're Microsoft and put in a few errors? Please? (Think cookie bribes...)
About the only way I can get v5 to crash is to try to coordinate a power failure with the buildiung manager. This is unacceptable. It takes too much work.
Please, as a consideration to your beta testers, put a bug or two in v5 on your next beta release. It's getting borng testing a beta that't stable enough to be a marketable product.
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